Tuesday, February 10, 2009 . 8:54 PM
just read something on my sister's blog... but its so funny i have to share it with you guys... its wat people wrote in their essay i think...1) She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
2) His taughts tumbled in his head, making breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer.
3) Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
4) She caught your eye like one of those pointy hoof latches that used to dangle from doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
5) The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
6) McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
7) Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre.
8) The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.
9) He was as tall as a six-foot-inch tree.
10) The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
11) Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Ballina at 6:36pm travelling at 55mph, the other from Claremorris at 4:19pm at a speed of 35mph.
12) The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr on a Dr Pepper can.
13) The plan was simple, like my brother phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
14) The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for awhile.
15) He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
16) Her artistic sence was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from the '' I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'' ad.
17) The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.
18) She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
19) She grew on him like she was a colony on E. coli and he was room-temperature British beef.
20) Her voice had the tense, rating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that neede a band tightened.
hope u have a good laugh...
on the other hand... i nid to study really hard coz exams coming up... and please pardon me for updating so un-often... will try to do it more often la...
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